You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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