I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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