Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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