I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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