So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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