He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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