yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Randomize
