are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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