he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm having to shit out rocks
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