Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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