WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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