Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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