When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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