we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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