Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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