what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
