dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
that is very illegal...i love you.
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