I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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