I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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