We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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