I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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