where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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