if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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