I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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