can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Randomize
