we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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