You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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