Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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