yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just google imaged poop.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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