She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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