doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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