these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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