im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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