You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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