Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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