he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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