We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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