Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
