If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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