Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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