the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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