Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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