This girl is more easily done than said...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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