I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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