yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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