wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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