I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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