Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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