if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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