i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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