As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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